SargeWorld.com
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SARGEWORLD
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Best I’ve been to since Barbara Streisand and Jim Brolin at Babs’ Malibu estate (sorry Starr). The whole thing was perfect, delightfully small, at this wildly picturesque winery in Sonoma. Perfect, that is, until I “pulled a boner.”
I knew the reception was beer and wine only on account of some crazy laws they have for winery functions in California, so of course I brought my hip flask full of 101 Wild Turkey. Well, that went quick so I went to the trunk of the El Dorado and got the rest of the handle. A couple of Brendan’s uncles were jazzed by my smuggling, but next thing I know, I’m dancing on the dessert table to the tune of “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” when I plant my foot smack dab in the bowl of ambrosia salad. Well, apparently that was the last straw for a large contingent of aunts and female cousins. They sacked me like a wild band of Visigoths and threw me into the vineyard!
Now, you’ve got to understand there was no getting back in after that performance, and the Best Western was like five miles away on twisty wine country roads, plus my date was still in there somewhere! That’s when Carl showed up. Carl is a drifter who happened to have found himself with a wine stomping gig at the vineyard.
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