Schnozzfest.com

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Welcome to Schnozzfest, proud home of the leather arrow.

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So far, I’ve been to Denver (passing through), San Diego, San Francisco, Seattle, and Spokane. As the trip has continued, I have gotten dumber and less interesting. I sincerely pity the person who gets me last. They will arrive at the airport to pick up a friendly, witty, gorgeous blogger (hey, this is my post, I can say what I want) and will instead find a blob of primordial ooze propped up against the baggage claim carousel. The ooze will only have the capacity to discuss two topics: “Unnnnh” and “Blaaaar.” Neither of which are particularly fascinating. The braindead ooze may also retain the ability to request caffeine, but only as an instinctive reflex.