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==Languages== | ==Languages== | ||
English | English | ||
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| + | ==Address== | ||
| + | : 2630A Seventh Street | ||
| + | : Maumee, Ohio 43537 | ||
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| + | ==Contact== | ||
| + | : Chris Hatcher | ||
| + | : <email>7162cc0ca56eb6520d00ff670d80bf5d</email> | ||
| + | : +1 419 205 2602 | ||
==Examples== | ==Examples== | ||
===Standard Creepiness Rule=== | ===Standard Creepiness Rule=== | ||
| − | No man shall date under ( | + | No man shall date a woman under (his_age / 2 + 7). |
===Man Touch=== | ===Man Touch=== | ||
Revision as of 12:58, 27 September 2007
Title
WikiManCode.com
Description
Men have certain expectations of other men. Some of these are spoken, but most remain unspoken. Our goal is to document these expectations in a specific and understandable way. This should eliminate confusion and facilitate communication among men.
Languages
English
Address
- 2630A Seventh Street
- Maumee, Ohio 43537
Contact
- Chris Hatcher
-
- +1 419 205 2602
Examples
Standard Creepiness Rule
No man shall date a woman under (his_age / 2 + 7).
Man Touch
If man A touches man B in the crotch or buttocks, whether accidental or on purpose, man B is required to punch man A in the face.
Pink T-Shirts
No man shall wear pink! Real men do not trust a pink t-shirts that say "Real men wear pink." This is like trusting Garth Brooks that country music is good, Jeffrey Dahmer that humans are tasty, or Bill Gates that Windows is your friend. Men who wear pink have an agenda and are not to be trusted.
Urinate Standing
A man shall urinate standing up unless also dropping logs. The ability to stand upright is what separates man from ape. To urinate in any other position is primitive. Flinging feces is also frowned upon.
Princess
Princess is an ideal nickname for use in emasculation. Almost any female name will also suffice, though ladies' names typical of the '40s and '50s are ideal. Examples include Mary, Barbara, Patricia, Carol, Judith, Betty, Nancy, Maria, Margaret, and Linda.
