VerbIn.com
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verbin.com
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Matthew Verbin is a multi-talented young Lass. His extensive crayon resume credits him as a radio station program director, a motor-sports icon, Scottsdale’s ballet teacher of the year in 1996 and the choreographer that came up with the flamboyant dance movements preformed by N'Sync. He was the Clark County Junior Assistant to the valet at the MGM, raced a cotton candy fuchsia 4 door Skylark in Rome Georgia for a record crowd of 55 gender confused alcohol crazed hillbillies, won 3 best dressed men’s room attendant awards from the highly regarded law-firm of Van Huasen, Smith, Smith and Van Huasen and accurately predicted an early Spring in 2006. He even taught Cody Rudacowsky of the PHX Roadrunners hockey team how to tend goal.
Verbin recognized that 3:00 was always best for his tribe’s Peyote fueled vision quests. He is the consummate little man but his life was not always the successful opus that you read about today. He has had his hard times, like the time he was stripped of his panty inspector license by his own father and was forced out of the home he shared with his parents. At 31 he found himself in the deepest, darkest period of his small life. He soon learned that a keyboard could be his commando. Illuminated by the light from his Tandy computer screen, he stayed awake for days on end writing emails to the ‘Fat-Cats’ about the global positioning of what he titled "I-KEC".
Then came the realization that he and only he could save the sad-sac that was his current state by marketing and distribution of the self branded VERBS Brown Sugar, VERBS Pixi-Stix, VERBS HERBS, VERBS Super-Duper DEX-O-Drein, VERBS Pure Columbian Baby Powder and VERBS Colorado Cool-Aid. Now back on top he had resurrected his life and was headed for the big time, Burke, VA where he started the AZFBA. Rumors not with standing, it was a moderate success. Imagine a car club where one man can take a rusted out Ford Pinto and with the help of cardboard, spray-paint, coat-hangers and a few plastic eggs of Silly Putty, turn a POS into the iconic hunk of junk know as the ‘Verbinating Vicious Viper of Verbs’.
Matthew A. Verbin …… Tiny Man, Large Ego, All-American.
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Deutsch (German)
Additional Information
While answering a complaint of lewd sexual activity involving two adult males, University Police discovered Coronado resident and former debunked racecar driver Matthew Verbin hiding naked inside a locked bathroom, which smelled of Marijuana. Several adult toys, a small amount of leafy substance and a glass bong sculpted in the shape of a phallus inscribed with ‘VERBS HERBS’ were found in the room. Upon entering the room, Verbin made quick moves toward the bathroom, according to police reports. Police reports also stated the officer kept Verbin in the room. When asked about the items in his immediate possession, Verbin explained to police that he had just returned from a late Church service, was tired and had not noticed them. Verbin offered no explanation as to their purveyor. Verbin was cited for possession of Marijuana and Drug Paraphernalia and released at the scene.
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