User:Faye Dunaway's teeth

Hello,

Sorry if this page is a bit of an afterthought. There is no reason apart from work work work. But look who I'm talking to. You've not stopped the whole day.

Of course, you don't want to hear me yawning on about myself yet again, so instead let me draw your attention to this copy that was recently sent out by Reuters. It reads:

"Britons are spending as much as 83 billion pounds a year without knowing where the money went, according to research by (a well known credit card company). A survey of over 1,000 people revealed that the average UK adult spends 33 pounds every week with no recollection of what the money bought. With that amount, (the company said), the average household could have paid for the following: everyday power and water bills for the whole year, or 96 percent of travelling costs for the year".

I've been racking my brains. It's not me so it must be you. What on earth are you doing with your money?

Anyway, today I'm mainly biased in favour of being tough on crime. And the Green Party.

Yours in celebrity,

Iris Wildthyme - Queen of the Potato People

"Never knowingly undersold".