DavidYoungman.com
Title
Dave's Las Vegas Test Site
Description
Excerpted from the website:
- Little David Youngman was found starving on the banks of the Ohio River in late December 1952 where he was being raised by wolves. After being rescued by a kind Anglo-Saxon family with a Jewish-sounding last name, he was restored to health by being fed a steady diet of Spam® on Wonder Bread® smothered with Cheez Whiz®. This nourishing sustenance was washed down by liberal quanities of Dr. Pepper®, Ovaltine®, and Jack Daniels®.