User:Daniel S Griffing

My legal name is Daniel S. Griffing, however I have decided that from this point forward, I shall be known as the infamous Jobozo.

Ask not for a logical explanation for my reasoning of this action as there is none.

I do it not to hide from bill collectors, bookies or family members. However, if per chance you are one of the fore mentioned, rest assured that the check is in the mail and that indeed I truly was burned-to-death beyond recognition in a Tulsa meth-lab explosion. As a matter of fact, my funeral was a week-ago Wednesday!

I do it not to evade law enforcement, bondsmen or bounty hunters. However, if per chance you are one of the fore mentioned, I did not know that it was illegal, much less a felony, she looked much older, and the statute of limitations is now one day closer than it was yesterday.

I do it not to hide from an abandoned spouse or the disgruntled husband of that lady I allegedly met at the free clinic Tuesday. However, if per chance you are one of the fore mentioned, all I can tell you is that it was a matter of national security when I suddenly drove away with no headlights in the Volvo. Imagine my surprise finding your purse and credit cards in the glove box. And in my own defense, I swear I had no idea that woman was married to an oilfield welder and she sure did not look like the mother of five.