LaptopPolicy:Status/TakKendrick
Abstain The policy is certainly a lot simpler and clearer. Since this now no longer affects me in any way what so ever, I'm creating a new status for myself -- "Abstain". I'm content to watch if any other shifts to the document occur (and might change my status at that time), but don't want to be a gating factor on this right now and shouldn't be counted in the tallies pro or con at this point. 
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Discussion
Comments and discussion related to my previous stance (re: health insurance) can be viewed in the history; they were taken out of this document because they've all been resolved or proven moot under the new policy.