JasonSantaMaria.com
Jason Santa Maria
Description
Sexy and Informative!
Jason Santa Maria is a Graphic Designer living in sunny Philadelphia, PA with his wife Liz and three cats. Someday he hopes to join the circus as the resident geek, but would settle on being a roustabout for a time. If you are looking to merely win his favor or to persuade him, he is easily won over by candied offerings. Though he is purportedly open to bartering, wild bets, and challenges involving feats of strength, Jason survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire him.
Jason is a card carrying member of Happy Cog Studios. This status grants him access to most black-tie galas and groundbreaking ceremonies.
Furthermore
Jason enjoys loud music and subsequent ass-shaking. Jason nearly knows the value of a dollar, though could still be persuaded to purchase magic beans. Jason enjoys good and bad Horror and Sci-Fi movies, though prefers good, and can often be found losing the day to video games. Jason gave up eating meat on Christmas Eve of 2002, his last Feast of the Seven Fishes. Jason holds firm that his mother is the best cook in the time zone. Jason makes one of the best cups of coffee you are likely to have. As a possible second calling, Jason enjoys building things with his hands, and following assembly instructions. Jason is likely to beat you at Mario Kart 64. Mornings regularly find Jason getting dressed in the dark and stumbling bleary-eyed to the train station. Jason has a sock monkey named Rollo who frequents his workplace, usually threatening him at staple-point to work harder.
Languages
English
Address
- 1734 Spruce St., Apt. 3F
- Philadelphia PA 19103 US
Contact
- Jason Santa Maria
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- +1 267 241 2432
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