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| + | but.... do you like snark and sarcasm? Phttt... of course you wouldn't. You're not hipster enough. | ||
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| + | So do us a favor and *don't* visit us, ok? Go buy yourself a copy of USA Today and pretend to like the gibberish written there. Perhaps they will recommend you go see The Notebook again - won't that be lovely? And after that wreck you can drive home in your pinto and knit yourself a sweater while letting your 5 cats eat off your lap. | ||
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Revision as of 19:52, 4 May 2012
Do you like movie reviews?
Do you like boring reviews? Then we're not for you.
but.... do you like snark and sarcasm? Phttt... of course you wouldn't. You're not hipster enough.
So do us a favor and *don't* visit us, ok? Go buy yourself a copy of USA Today and pretend to like the gibberish written there. Perhaps they will recommend you go see The Notebook again - won't that be lovely? And after that wreck you can drive home in your pinto and knit yourself a sweater while letting your 5 cats eat off your lap.
