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I do it not to hide from an abandoned spouse or the disgruntled husband of that lady I allegedly met at the free clinic Tuesday. However, if per chance you are one of the fore mentioned, all I can tell you is that it was a matter of national security when I suddenly drove away with no headlights in the Volvo. Imagine my surprise finding your purse and credit cards in the glove box. And in my own defense, I swear I had no idea that woman was married to an oilfield welder and she sure did not look like the mother of five. | I do it not to hide from an abandoned spouse or the disgruntled husband of that lady I allegedly met at the free clinic Tuesday. However, if per chance you are one of the fore mentioned, all I can tell you is that it was a matter of national security when I suddenly drove away with no headlights in the Volvo. Imagine my surprise finding your purse and credit cards in the glove box. And in my own defense, I swear I had no idea that woman was married to an oilfield welder and she sure did not look like the mother of five. | ||
| − | This is why I did it. Earlier this day, I had a moment of genius. I decided that I am going to do what my president has asked of me. Not only do I intend to learn how to create jobs, but I am going to create jobs one way or another. | + | This is why I did it. Earlier this day, I had a moment of genius. I decided that I am going to do what my president has asked of me. Not only do I intend to learn how to create jobs, but I am going to create jobs one way or another. You never know, I might even find a job for myself. |
| − | I don't know how to do | + | I don't know how to do accomplish this task, but I will succeed and here is my reasoning for the name I created. |
Jobozo is a portmanteau of job and bozo. | Jobozo is a portmanteau of job and bozo. | ||
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JoBozo is now on the scene. Please, follow me on my mission. I need your ideas, opinions, advice and support! | JoBozo is now on the scene. Please, follow me on my mission. I need your ideas, opinions, advice and support! | ||
| − | + | Step 1 is a website and I will create it. I will utilize the webmaster expertise of AboutUs.com to develop it. Let's roll! | |
Revision as of 03:21, 4 February 2012
My legal name is Daniel S. Griffing, however I have decided that from this point forward, I shall be known as the infamous Jobozo.
Ask not for a logical explanation for my reasoning of this action as there is none.
I do it not to hide from bill collectors, bookies or family members. However, if per chance you are one of the fore mentioned, rest assured that the check is in the mail and that indeed I truly was burned-to-death beyond recognition in a Tulsa meth-lab explosion. As a matter of fact, my funeral was a week-ago Wednesday!
I do it not to evade law enforcement, bondsmen or bounty hunters. However, if per chance you are one of the fore mentioned, I did not know that it was illegal, much less a felony, she looked much older, and the statute of limitations is now one day closer than it was yesterday.
I do it not to hide from an abandoned spouse or the disgruntled husband of that lady I allegedly met at the free clinic Tuesday. However, if per chance you are one of the fore mentioned, all I can tell you is that it was a matter of national security when I suddenly drove away with no headlights in the Volvo. Imagine my surprise finding your purse and credit cards in the glove box. And in my own defense, I swear I had no idea that woman was married to an oilfield welder and she sure did not look like the mother of five.
This is why I did it. Earlier this day, I had a moment of genius. I decided that I am going to do what my president has asked of me. Not only do I intend to learn how to create jobs, but I am going to create jobs one way or another. You never know, I might even find a job for myself.
I don't know how to do accomplish this task, but I will succeed and here is my reasoning for the name I created.
Jobozo is a portmanteau of job and bozo.
A portmanteau or portmanteau word is a blend of two (or more) words or morphemes into one new word. A portmanteau word typically combines both sounds and meanings, as in smog, coined by blending smoke and fog. More generally, it may refer to any term or phrase that combines two or more meanings. In linguistics, a portmanteau is defined as a single morph which represents two or more morphemes.
Job refers to a regular activity performed in exchange for payment. Bozo refers to Bozo the Clown, a clown character very popular in the United States. Put the two words together and presto, JoBozo is born!
If a bozo like me can figure out how to create jobs, then you can do the same.
JoBozo is now on the scene. Please, follow me on my mission. I need your ideas, opinions, advice and support!
Step 1 is a website and I will create it. I will utilize the webmaster expertise of AboutUs.com to develop it. Let's roll!