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| − | + | Men have certain expectations of other men. Some of these are spoken, but most remain unspoken. Our goal is to document these expectations in a specific and understandable way. This should eliminate confusion and facilitate communication among men. | |
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: [http://www.wikimancode.com/ read more] | : [http://www.wikimancode.com/ read more] | ||
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| + | ===Standard Creepiness Rule=== | ||
| + | No man shall date under (Age / 2 + 7). | ||
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| + | ===Man Touch=== | ||
| + | If man A touches man B in the crotch or buttocks, whether accidental or on purpose, man B is required to punch man A in the face. | ||
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| + | ===Pink T-Shirts=== | ||
| + | No man shall wear pink! Real men do not trust a pink t-shirts that say "Real men wear pink." This is like trusting Garth Brooks that country music is good, Jeffrey Dahmer that humans are tasty, or Bill Gates that Windows is your friend. Men who wear pink have an agenda and are not to be trusted. | ||
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| + | ===Urinate Standing=== | ||
| + | A man shall urinate standing up unless also dropping logs. The ability to stand upright is what separates man from ape. To urinate in any other position is primitive. Flinging feces is also frowned upon. | ||
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| + | ===Princess=== | ||
| + | Princess is an ideal nickname for use in emasculation. Almost any female name will also suffice, though ladies' names typical of the '40s and '50s are ideal. Examples include Mary, Barbara, Patricia, Carol, Judith, Betty, Nancy, Maria, Margaret, and Linda. | ||
==Related Domains== | ==Related Domains== | ||
<WikiPages> | <WikiPages> | ||
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MaximOnline.com | MaximOnline.com | ||
Wikipedia.org | Wikipedia.org | ||
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* '''Alexa''': [http://www.alexa.com/data/details/main?url=wikimancode.com WikiManCode.com] | * '''Alexa''': [http://www.alexa.com/data/details/main?url=wikimancode.com WikiManCode.com] | ||
* [http://whois.domaintools.com/wikimancode.com WHOIS for WikiManCode.com] | * [http://whois.domaintools.com/wikimancode.com WHOIS for WikiManCode.com] | ||
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Revision as of 13:55, 26 September 2007
Title
WikiManCode.com
Description
Men have certain expectations of other men. Some of these are spoken, but most remain unspoken. Our goal is to document these expectations in a specific and understandable way. This should eliminate confusion and facilitate communication among men.
Languages
English
Examples
Standard Creepiness Rule
No man shall date under (Age / 2 + 7).
Man Touch
If man A touches man B in the crotch or buttocks, whether accidental or on purpose, man B is required to punch man A in the face.
Pink T-Shirts
No man shall wear pink! Real men do not trust a pink t-shirts that say "Real men wear pink." This is like trusting Garth Brooks that country music is good, Jeffrey Dahmer that humans are tasty, or Bill Gates that Windows is your friend. Men who wear pink have an agenda and are not to be trusted.
Urinate Standing
A man shall urinate standing up unless also dropping logs. The ability to stand upright is what separates man from ape. To urinate in any other position is primitive. Flinging feces is also frowned upon.
Princess
Princess is an ideal nickname for use in emasculation. Almost any female name will also suffice, though ladies' names typical of the '40s and '50s are ideal. Examples include Mary, Barbara, Patricia, Carol, Judith, Betty, Nancy, Maria, Margaret, and Linda.
Related Domains
External Links
