Difference between revisions of "User:Daniel S Griffing"

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My legal name is Daniel S. Griffing, however I have decided that from this point forward, I shall be known as Jobozo. Ask not for a logical explanation for this action because there is none.

I do it not to hide from bill collectors or bookies. However, if per chance you are either of the fore mentioned, rest assured that the check is in the mail and the rumor that I was killed in a meth-lab explosion is true. The funeral was last Tuesday!

I do it not to evade law enforcement or bounty hunters. However, if per chance you are either of the fore mentioned, I did not know that it was illegal and the statute of limitations is now one day closer than it was yesterday.

I do it not to hide from a spouse or an angry husband of that lady I allegedly met at the free clinic. However, if per chance you are either of the fore mentioned, something came up and I had to move in the middle of the night and secondly, she never told me she was married with six children!

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-==Daniel S Griffing==
+My legal name is Daniel S. Griffing, however I have decided that from this point forward, I shall be known as Jobozo.  Ask not for a logical explanation for this action because there is none.
-This is your profile page or bio - feel free to click "Edit this page" above and replace this text with information about yourself.
-If you have a '''website''', please search for it above (like example.com) and [[Promote|promote it]] by editing its [[domain page]].
+I do it not to hide from bill collectors or bookies. However, if per chance you are either of the fore mentioned, rest assured that the check is in the mail and the rumor that I was killed in a meth-lab explosion is true.  The funeral was last Tuesday!
-==Contact==
+I do it not to evade law enforcement or bounty hunters.  However, if per chance you are either of the fore mentioned, I did not know that it was illegal and the statute of limitations is now one day closer than it was yesterday.
-You can leave me a message on my [[User talk:Daniel S Griffing|talk page]].
+I do it not to hide from a spouse or an angry husband of that lady I allegedly met at the free clinic.  However, if per chance you are either of the fore mentioned, something came up and I had to move in the middle of the night and secondly, she never told me she was married with six children!