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- First off, you’re as wonderful, sweet and easygoing of an individual as can be. You know how to pick the best gummy strawberries, colorful lollipops, irresistible ice scream shakes and Pez dispensers perhaps better than any other girl in New York. So, what happens to your pitiful little outfits? You must give in to your eternally stylish father, your always graceful mother and let them force their chic prowess on your clueless little naïve head. You have access to the great wardrobe, why dress like you’re feeding prize-winning horses at the Kentucky state fair? The ranch looks from Ralph Lauren are meant for Toronto socialites, not Gotham princesses. Again, demand that your beloved father dresses you next time. We don’t want you to be embarrassed in the presence of Anna Wintour, André Leon Talley and Glenda Bailey ever again. We know your brother David has no hope whatsoever, but we sincerely wish the same minimal human senses of style for him as well. Take this into consideration, sweet Dylan. Skip that sleazy tanning session. Take a look at Ralph’s last fifteen Spring 07 looks. Demand those shmattes for your over-sized closet.
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