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Sam Smith - I'm a writer, honest!
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Summer is a time (cunningly located between Spring and September) when we, as Britons, come outdoors. We feel the Sun's warm rays, and we try and work out just what the Hell is going on. ("Global warming?" "Is it a dream?" "Are my pants on fire again?").
- Unable to find a rational explanation for this foreign warmth, and cautiously clutching umbrellas and anoraks, we take timid steps outside, where we ponder at the lack of rain. Experimentally, some of even leave the house completely - before dashing back inside, expecting a sudden monsoon.
Finally satisfied that the Sun is real, and not just a marketing ploy, the country goes into a state of shock. Old people tell tales of the magnificent Summer of '49, where the Sun was sighted for days at a time. People are laughing in the streets, and we go about embracing the sunshine: the nation lies back, relaxes, and begins to melt.
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