PerfectlyDarien.com
Title
perfectlydarien.com - Does anybody here want to buy my nuts?
Description
Excerpted from the website:
- Darien was born in a log cabin in the north of Montana in the year 1967. He started working in a box factory to support his family when he was only six years old, and he quickly became a seasoned professional, and rose to prominence within the box manufacturing industry, winning great reknown as the inventor of the greatest new box concept since the lid. Fueled by his anger over his cow-pattern-box idea being stolen by Gateway, He worked nonstop for weeks designing his magnum opus of cardboard: box with a naked woman on it. But the box cartel angers easily, and, after living a life of mystery, running from country to country to avoid the hired muscle sent to track him down and exract the secrets of the NakedWomanBox (tm), he finally grew tired of running, settled with the box industry for an undisclosed sum, and now devotes his powers to fighting crime and insulting people on the internet.
Languages
English
Address
- Greenfield MA 01301 US
Contact
- Darien K.
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- +1 413 774 3310
