KnowItAlls.com
If all the people you know are know it alls, then I fully empathise with you. It makes me feel terribly insecure. There are know it alls on politics, know it alls on sports, know it alls on cars, know it alls on history, know it alls on know it alls and...well you get the picture. These people can debate for hours on the topic of their choice. But the worst kind are the know it alls on every subject under the sun. No matter what you throw at them, they come rushing back at you with a barrage of knowledge, trivia, anecdotes, important facts and jokes on the subject, making me your brain feel like it has just shrunk to the size of a pea. This website is dedicated to know it alls who will be tried and found guilty of knowing it all. We hang them up in our gallery, and the rest of the world who doesn't know it all will be allowed to beat the stuffing out of them like a piniada at a little boy's birthday party. If you know a know it all, come visit our gallery and take out your frustration against these seemingly super brains. It's the best way to relieve the stress of realising that you aren't a know it all and never will be.
