EvilBovineWebTools.com
About EvilBovineWebTools.com
My name is Lothar, and I will be your tour guide today. You see, I am merely a subordinate minion of the ever-infamous Evil Bovine Master. (It is forbidden to speak his real name aloud.) I used to be a bus-driver in New York, until one day I was abducted by slave traders and sold for 30 shillings to an evil master in Texas. He was big, fat and smelly - and had frequent bowel movements. I would later discover that he was, in fact, a cow.
