DeadHost.net

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DEADhost - One of the worst independent web hosts ever!

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Formed in 2003, DeadHOST is one of the newest and least reliable fly-by-night, faceplate-only, dodgy dealers in the UK. Since we began offering hosting we have attracted millions of clients from across the globe, expanded out of our original home into a new multi-million pound purpose-built office complex and developed a tendency to exaggerate a little.

DeadHOST is one of the only hosting companies in the world not to offer anything worth having and by continuing this tradition into the future we expect to go bankrupt and run away to Rio by the time this domain's up for renewal. According to our own market research we are still, however, the best web host in the world and getting better every day*.

Since we have never been profitable and almost certainly never will be, we can offer extremely low prices in the hope of attracting a few customers to pay our taxi fare to the airport (the remainder of the venture capitalist money has already been spent on the plane tickets). But, we are still investing in our service to make it the worst possible for you - recent examples include downgrading all of our servers from Windows 3.1 to Windows Me, replacing a 33.6K modem with a 14.8K modem and installing a new coffee machine in our head office.