Beezerk.com is Graphic design and electric guitar
Title
Welcome to Beezerk!
Description
Excerpted from the website:
- Jerome Engelberts has a long-standing track record of achievements that border on the incredible, and rival the accomplishments of people such as Oppenheimer, Gandhi, Dali, and Einstein. Born exactly on his birthday (high precision for an infant!) he was immediately able to communicate his disenchantment with hunger. Things progressed rapidly from there on. As a toddler, Jerome flourished in such skills as sand castle building (see: Library Of Congress: "Mud Piles That Won't Quit), Bullying other children (he wrote the definitive textbook on the topic, "dislocating shoulders for Fun and Profit"), and ran a neighborhood drug ring dispensing illegally made "bathtub" Children's Grape Flavored Tylenol in local kindergartens. As a teenager he quickly surpassed his schoolteachers, and became a Harvard Alumnus at age 12, majoring in Bovine Excrement. Turning down a job offer from Billy Gates ("he was working on a user interface for the common Abacus at the time, and I knew he would never make dollar one"), he got elected Pope (Constipatius the First). During his short tenure (about 12 minutes) he advocated leniency on the Celibacy laws of the Catholic Church, but quickly became disenchanted with Vatican hierarchy.
Languages
English
Address
- 2500 Medallion Dr. #206
- Union City CA 94587 US
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External Links
- Alexa: Beezerk.com
- WHOIS for Beezerk.com
