Adipocere Main: FOOD OF THE PIONEERS
Excerpted from the website:
- When our brave pioneers first faced the winters of the harsh New World, starvation reigned. Until the time when our Indian friends intervened, death was the rule in this new land--America. Then, just when all seemed lost, the ingenious pioneer Thomas Attinger (formerly a bootblack near White Chapel) discovered ADIPOCERE. Scavengers immediately stormed the boggy graveyards of their numerous former comrades, and feasting reigned. They were saved!