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The True Dork Times: If it's on the internet, it must be true
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BURBANK, California (AGB) Satanists issued a broad apology today for falling behind on their Doomsday predictions for June 6, 2006, a date that will be written as 6/6/6 on many calendars. Satanist leader, Evil Lord Scott Williams, issued the apology amid rumors that the date had been forgotten by Satanist goups altogether.
"We know it's coming," stated Williams, "we just really got behind with the whole millenium prediction in 1999, the Pat Buchanan campaign in 2000, and of course, the stock market collapse." the Evil Lord states. "The downside of that last part, which we didn't really think through or see coming, was that our funding just dried up."
In 2001, the Satanists' corporate front, Doomsday666.com, Inc., failed to garner a third round of venture capital investment. Due to this lack of finances, Evil Lord Scott Williams was forced to lay off his many of his "minions" and continue to build Satan's web presence on his own.
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