SoyCow.org is cute and friendly.
The little soycow would be delighted to prance through your garden, soaking up sunshine and creating magical things just for you. She likes you!
Soycows are the size of a bean and require nanotechnology for humans to milk them. They photosynthesize, not requiring any food other than sun, soil, and water. Their mouths serve two functions - for smiling and for mooing.