MoustacheMe.com is an online retailer of novelty moustaches.
Moustache Me
What that advert needs is a good moustaching
Who Are We?
We are upper lip vigilantes with a world vision of peace and moustaches for all.
A Call to Action
Join us in transforming mundane, un-interesting marketing messages into moustached works of awesome-ness. Get some moustaches, go wild then upload your handy-work on the wall of awesome!
The Formula
Stock Your Arsenal
All Moustaches Stickers are cut from 2.7mil black outdoor vinyl. Just peel and Stick!
All Moustaches are sold in a packs of 5 for only $3 (+p&p)... But if you have access to a plotter you can download the vectors for FREE here
Shipping
All shipping is done through the United States Postal Service. We charge $1.50 USD domestic and $4 USD international. We usually ship within 2 days of purchase but please note that shipping could take up to a week after purchase.
The Moustache Code
We do not officially endorse property damage and we hate the word vandalism (ew!).
The moustaches available here are simple vinyl stickers and are therefore semi-permanent fixtures.
Do with them what you will but note that we disavow all connections to you and your actions.
Serious Moustachers
If you have plans to take your moustaching seriously and go for the gold, let us know.
We can make custom nose-manes in any size and/or style and ship them to you so you can get down to business.
Highway Billboards anyone? (not really)
