MarathonComputer.com

Title

Welcome to Marathon Computer

Description

We often get questions like, "Who are you guys, and what are you trying to do?" Sometimes this seemingly straightforward question is embellished with colorful language (which we pass around the office for the appreciation and edification of all). Other times, though, we sense a deeper curiosity than the merely rhetorical. For those thoughtful individuals, to whom, we feel, should never be denied gratification of the existential philosophical impulse, we reply thus: We are a confederation of individuals who enjoy the creation of ingenious devices designed to make your technological experience more rewarding, and the marketing of same in order to earn our daily bread, beverage, and cheese food product. We are always interested in getting better at what we do, except for the fact that we are no longer in business. Which makes it either very, very hard to be better at what we do... or very, very easy... we haven't decided which. But in any case, it's been great knowing you.

And this is the Fine Print. There's nothing private about our Privacy Policy. It's something of a manifesto, and is posted online for all to see. Read our Warranty and Terms of Sale statement at your convenience. We are constantly working to improve our products. Well, not so much anymore, true, but, nevertheless, prices and specifications are subject to change without notice. They surprise even us, sometimes. All other standard disclaimers apply: Any reference to factual or fictional characters is purely coincidental. Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Drivers carry less than $20 cash. Pregnant women should not ingest or handle broken tablets. Tampering with smoke detectors in airplane lavatories is a federal offense. Discontinue use should rash or spontaneous bleeding occur. Please do not taunt the monkeys.

Additional Information

Related Domains



Retrieved from "http://aboutus.com/index.php?title=MarathonComputer.com&oldid=35676675"