HydroMatrix.net
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HydroMatrix.net hates you.
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- One ring to rule them all. The Invisible Mood Ring, patented and produced by Indoge Livert O and Vin Enterprises in collaboration with Builten Jewelers. The two companies merged during the construction of the Invisible Mood Rings. ILOVEBJ's main focus with the product is to give consumers the luxury of confidentiality when viewing their moods. Since the birth of the original mood rings, users of the ring were exposed to wandering eyes when waiting for the gem on the ring to adjust, accurately displaying their current mood. This lack of privacy was found irratably by the dozen owners of the mood ring. During a press conference before the official release of the new invisible mood rings, ILOVEBJ's product was met with fleshy sacs full of critism. "This is has to be the dumbest use of the invisibility technology ever", was followed by "I can pull better ideas out of my dogs ass" which lead to someone screaming "Help, I'm being raped! Raped by stupid ideas for lame products." ILOVEBJ's defense came down hard and swift across the face of doubt. "Our product comes with a free bluetooth headset that whispers the mood into your ear." The room then grew quiet for a few seconds before someone asked, "will the headset be invisible too?" ILOVEBJ's director smiled and cooly replied with, "it can be." The loud burst of, "put me down for two!", "I want nine!", and "my mind is being raped by total awesomeness!" filled the room. The Invisible Mood Rings should be in store February 30, 2008.
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