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A good thing, too, as BG and Jeb are catching a cab at 7am to go to California where Jeb will formally receive his professional smarty pants certification, plus Casa BG is going to have an open house on Sunday so the whole darned place had to be cleaned and kitty litter scraped out of various nooks and crannys while the kitties themselves need to be dumped off at BatMom and BatDads, plus there's the whole packing thing, so, you know, thanks for the quick game and let's just score off Bloody Sock so we can—
Well, just as Jason Varitek so rudely sent a Johan K. Santana pitch long, the BatPhone rang. It was Batgirl's dear friend, Zana Redstocking, who had just picked up the phone to say how awesome Johan is when Mr. Varitek committed his unspeakable act. Since Jason Varitek is Zana's boyfriend, BG can only assume Ms. Redstocking exercised some psychic power, and BG asks politely that she not do that anymore, at least when Johan's on the mound. He's sensitive.
Silly Batgirl. Dost thou forget Michael Cuddyer and his boom boom stick? True, it wasn't a grand slam—but the Twins can't have a grand slam every game, can they? (And Cuddles only hits those when we lose.)
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