In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will will be our policy to keep all mployees trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not recieve your share of S.H.I.T. on the job please see your manager. You will immediately be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.