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COMPANY LAUNCHES WORLD CUP VIBRATORS
Germany 2006 is warming up to be the sexiest World Cup ever. With just 11 days left before “the greatest show on earth” takes off, three superstars’ Germany’s Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn and England’s David Beckham have become “huge objects” of desire among women. According to a posting on Blogcritics.org, a German erotic retailer, Beate Uhse, recently tried to capitalise on the players’ extraordinary sex appeal by launching a line of vibrators ‘ along with other World Cup-themed merchandise featuring various international football stars. Ballack, Kahn and Beckham, the most popular of the football sex symbols, are “represented” as Michael B, Ollie K, and David B. The red “Michael B” model is 16cm long (6.3 inches) and costs $50. Its ad claims: The players muscular torsos arouse women’s fantasies. They dream about spending an hour between the sheets with their fantasy man. Associating a product with these super sexy world class athletes seems a genius move by the sex chain. And any straight, hot-blooded male celebrity would be flattered to be represented by such sexy symbols. But trouble is, Ballack, a recent Chelsea signing, and German goalkeeper Kahn are far from thrilled. So furious, in fact, are the two of being so cheaply objectified that they won an injunction on the product! However, there’s still the possibility of the products being sold on the black market.
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